Jim Varney
Gailard Sartain
Bill Byrge
Barbara Tyson
Barry Scott
Randall 'Tex' Cobb
Dan Leegant
Charles Napier
Jim Conrad
Jackie Welch
Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell/Mr. Felix Nash/Auntie Nelda
Gailard Sartain as Chuck
Bill Byrge as Bobby
Barbara Tyson as Charlotte Sparrow (as Barbara Bush)
Barry Scott as Rubin Bartlett
Randall 'Tex' Cobb as Lyle
Dan Leegant as Oscar Pendlesmythe
Charles Napier as Warden
Jim Conrad as Eddie
Jackie Welch as Judge
Melanie Wheeler as Prosecutor
Buck Ford as Defense Attorney
Daniel Butler as Waiter
Charlie Lamb as Another Con
Mac Bennett as Con