Jim Varney
Eartha Kitt
Austin Nagler
Shay Astar
Jonas Moscartolo
John Cadenhead
Bill Byrge
Richard Woolf
Nick Victory
Alec Klapper
Jim Varney as Ernest
Eartha Kitt as Old Lady Hackmore
Austin Nagler as Kenny
Shay Astar as Elizabeth
Jonas Moscartolo as Trantor
John Cadenhead as Tom Tulip
Bill Byrge as Bobby Tulip
Richard Woolf as Matt
Nick Victory as Mike
Alec Klapper as Joey
Steven Moriyon as Gregg
Daniel Butler as Cliff
Esther Huston as Amanda
Larry Black as Mayor Murdock
Denice Hicks as Elizabeth's Mother