Mike Myers
Nancy Travis
Anthony LaPaglia
Amanda Plummer
Brenda Fricker
Matt Doherty
Charles Grodin
Phil Hartman
Debi Mazar
Steven Wright
Mike Myers as Charlie Mackenzie/Stuart Mackenzie
Nancy Travis as Harriet Michaels
Anthony LaPaglia as Tony Giardino
Amanda Plummer as Rose Michaels
Brenda Fricker as May Mackenzie
Matt Doherty as Heed (Willie Mackenzie)
Charles Grodin as Commandeered Driver
Phil Hartman as John 'Vicky' Johnson, Alcatraz Guide
Debi Mazar as Susan, Tony's Girlfriend
Steven Wright as Pilot
Patrick Bristow as Cafe Roads Performer
Cintra Wilson as Cafe Roads M.C.
Al Nalbandian as Butchershop Customer
George F. Mauricio as Butchershop Customer (as George Mauricio)
Kiki Douveas as Butchershop Customer