Ashley Olsen
Mary-Kate Olsen
Eugene Levy
Andy Richter
Riley Smith
Jared Padalecki
Drew Pinsky
Darrell Hammond
Andrea Martin
Alannah Ong
Ashley Olsen as Jane Ryan
Mary-Kate Olsen as Roxy Ryan
Eugene Levy as Max Lomax
Andy Richter as Bennie Bang
Riley Smith as Jim, The Bike Messenger
Jared Padalecki as Trey Lipton
Drew Pinsky as Dr. Ryan (as Dr. Drew Pinsky)
Darrell Hammond as Hudson McGill
Andrea Martin as Senator Anne Lipton
Alannah Ong as Ma Bang
Mary Bond Davis as Big Shirl
Bob Saget as Himself
Jack Osbourne as Justin
Joey Klein as Truant at Pool
Neil Crone as Officer Strauss